{"id":673,"date":"2015-11-19T23:10:50","date_gmt":"2015-11-19T22:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nordis.ch\/?p=673"},"modified":"2015-11-20T15:33:18","modified_gmt":"2015-11-20T14:33:18","slug":"auchisisvertrautaufgoodyear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nordis.ch\/?p=673","title":{"rendered":"#AuchISISvertrautAufGoodyear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So ist die Welt noch in Ordnung: Rechter Hand die arabische Ausgabe des ADAC-Testhefts, links die neuen Wisch &#038; Weg, Idioten-Edition, und auf der &#8211; standesgem\u00e4ss &#8211; geklauten und gepimpten Ami-Karre sind nat\u00fcrlich Schlappen von GoodYear aufgzogen&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"674\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/nordis.ch\/?attachment_id=674\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg?fit=775%2C422&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"775,422\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"snip_20151119230311Goodyear\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg?fit=300%2C163&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg?fit=750%2C408&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg?resize=300%2C163\" alt=\"snip_20151119230311Goodyear\" width=\"300\" height=\"163\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-674\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg?resize=300%2C163&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nordis.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/snip_20151119230311Goodyear.jpg?w=775&amp;ssl=1 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nGestern noch den W\u00fcstenwind im Haar,<br \/>\nheute nach dem Kugelgewitter,<br \/>\nden x-Jungfrauen schon so nah.<br \/>\n(Sorry, bl\u00f6der Scherz. Der mutmassl. Drahtzieher der Terroranschl\u00e4ge von Paris wurde bei dem Polizeieinsatz in Saint-Denis von Kugeln zersiebt.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So ist die Welt noch in Ordnung: Rechter Hand die arabische Ausgabe des ADAC-Testhefts, links die neuen Wisch &#038; Weg, Idioten-Edition, und auf der &#8211; standesgem\u00e4ss &#8211; geklauten und gepimpten Ami-Karre sind nat\u00fcrlich Schlappen von GoodYear aufgzogen&#8230; Gestern noch den W\u00fcstenwind im Haar, heute nach dem Kugelgewitter, den x-Jungfrauen schon so nah. (Sorry, bl\u00f6der Scherz. 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